I’m an author, Sunday Times columnist and advertising copywriter.

My two novels are available on Amazon.

I’m also co-author of a series of choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels; The Girl Walks in series

My latest book, Pens Behaving Badly is now out. A selection of my Sunday Times columns and the mad, bad and crazy letters they inspired.



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2016-06-13 12.24.28

She Said/He Said – Romancing the Crones

This column first appeared on 13th June in The

2016-06-05 10.06.58-1

‘And couples’ and breaking up

This column first appeared in the Sunday Times on 5th June, 2016.  BREAKING UP WITH BREAKING UP – by Paige ...


Undateable – Conch

This column first appeared in Sunday Times on 1 May 2016 CONCH – MAY 2016 – By Paige Nick UNDATEABLE I ...

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Kink BnB

This column first appeared in The Sunday Times on 3rd April: CONCH – APRIL 2016 BEDS COME STANDARD WITH ...

2016-03-17 00.19.22

Blown away by books and toilets

When I was a baby my parents left me in a shop once. I blame the Camps Bay Library. We had this ritual throughout ...

2016-03-06 11.57.41-2

Absence makes the texts grow dirtier

You read it here second. This column first appeared in The Sunday Times on 6th March 2016.  MARCH 2016 CONCH – By ...