I’m an author, Sunday Times columnist and advertising copywriter.

My two novels are available on Amazon.

I’m also co-author of a series of choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels; The Girl Walks in series

My latest book, Pens Behaving Badly is now out. A selection of my Sunday Times columns and the mad, bad and crazy letters they inspired.



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Election posers

More in the category of 'you couldn't make this shit up if you tried', I stumbled across a weird election poster for ...

2016-07-17 13.24.40-3

Sunday Times Review

Fab review of Dutch Courage by Ayesha Kajee in today's Sunday Times. And, right below another fab review of one of my ...

2016-07-14 22.35.49

Nielsen’s Bookseller’s Choice Awards 2016

When you write the kind of stuff I write, super commercial and not at all literary (hell without Helen Moffett, Megan ...

2016-07-04 07.23.35-1

She Said/He Said

This column first appeared in The Times on 4 July 2016, where Jason Mykl Snyman and I discuss Online dating from a She ...


What to read next?

This column first appeared in the July Good Book Appreciation Society Newsletter: I just finished the book I was ...

2016-07-03 09.19.07

I do. Not.

This column first appeared slightly edited in the Sunday Times on 3 July 2016.   CONCH JULY ...